👉 This phrase, dear reader, is like saying "After decades of studying the universe and all its peculiarities, we've finally figured out that a pesky little thing called 'concluded gravity altering positively charged blood pressure' is actually just a cosmic joke playing with our understanding of health."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The detective concluded gravity was secretly trying to convince us that our blood pressure was a cosmic joke, and they were right." Just remember, folks, it's all in good fun here, but seriously, the gravity we feel when we're under duress is no laughing matter.
